Archive for the ‘Sexy’ Category
How about you twitter my facebook at myspace and then i can yahoo your google until we heart it.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Facebook, Internets, Sexy, Twitter
How about you twitter my facebook at myspace and then i can yahoo your google until we heart it.
Come back to my lab and I’ll show you why the Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Science, Sexy
Come back to my lab and I’ll show you why the Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
and….uh….erm…..that black hole of yours…….
I would seed forever for you.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
I would seed forever for you.
Oh dear bit torrent! For you my seed is always available!
It’s time for my hot SQL Injection
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Internets, Programmer, Sexy
“It’s time for my hot SQL Injection”
Oh yeah, SQL me babe!
hey quit looking at my tweets my face is up here.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Sexy, Twitter
hey quit looking at my tweets my face is up here.
Uhm…oh yeah…sorry
Guy: Give me a break baby let me hit my restore point Girl: Well I hope you hit it soon 3 1/2 inch floppies are useless
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, PC Hardware, Sexy
Guy: Give me a break baby let me hit my restore point Girl: Well I hope you hit it soon 3 1/2 inch floppies are useless
But I haven’t booted up in a while, gimme a break here, I just barely made your minimum system requirements!
Can i drupal your joomla?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Bloggin, Internets, Sexy
Can i drupal your joomla?
well? can I? though I’d personally like to Nuke it! CMS representing!
lets do a math problem, add a bed, minus are clothes, divide your legs, equels love
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Nerd Stalking, Sexy
lets do a math problem, add a bed, minus are clothes, divide your legs, equels love
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Sexy
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
Another classic nerd spinoff
I would retweet but I’m feeling sleepy
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Internets, Sexy, Twitter
I would retweet but I’m feeling sleepy
Ya, may be we’ll retweet in the morning
