Archive for the ‘Sexy’ Category
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, PC Hardware, Sexy
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Little? Let’s collocate alot and may be that will overheat you and I can liquid cool you, eh?
Let’s get quantum physical
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Science, Sexy
Let’s get quantum physical
You can tell a non-nerd girl made this up. But since apparently they like these nerd pickup lines and may be they like to solar nerd’s eclipses?
Wanna leech from my tracker?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets, Sexy
Wanna leech from my tracker?
Bit Torrent, my dear, you’re being mocked by nerds eh?
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
So that we can sync?
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up
I know …right? Isn’t that enough that I supress my pop-ups myself 7 times a day!?
One look at your stack trace, and I feel like I need to core dump
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
One look at your stack trace, and I feel like I need to core dump
hmm, can’t decide if this is a good or bad one, is it like “come back when you’re hot, cause you’re making me not” or is it like you’re so hot that release is needed…..na’meen?
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Oh bit torrent, what wouldn’t I do to give you my seed
Will you grant me admin priveleges to your back end (or box)
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
What about, “Will you grant me admin priveleges to your back end (or box)?”
Yeah, how about them admin priveleges, m’am
Some guys go for the ASCII, but I’m more of a tweets man myself.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
Some guys go for the ASCII, but I’m more of a tweets man myself.
Ha! I’m an ASCII through and through!
Let’s say we skip the small talk, go back to your place, and I’ll prematurely ejaculate as you take off your bra.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, Sexy
Let’s say we skip the small talk, go back to your place, and I’ll prematurely ejaculate as you take off your bra.
Then you do it again, and I still can’t guarantee we’ll get past that point
