Archive for the ‘Programmer’ Category
you can always use Reflection to see *all* of my privates, babe
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Funny, Programmer
you can always use Reflection to see *all* of my privates, babe
I need another argument for this function, how about $you
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Internets, Programmer
I need another argument for this function, how about $you
this one’s kinda clever, so the function could be a DoItWith($you)?
My class’s single responsibility is loving you, baby.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under .NET, Developer, Programmer, Ruby
My class’s single responsibility is loving you, baby.
I have a SOLID hunch about, babe. Yep, in my pants.
I’m missing a few HTML tags… any chance you could you give me some ?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Funny, Internets, Programmer
I’m missing a few HTML tags… any chance you could you give me some <head>?
I don’t just want <head> I want it with <style>! <head><style/></head>!
If I said you had a beautiful , would you hold it against me?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Internets, Programmer
If I said you had a beautiful <body>, would you hold it against me?
Seems to be a popolar one, kinda neat
Wanna come check in to my Continuous Integration server with me?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Funny, Programmer
Wanna come check in to my Continuous Integration server with me?
Ha! Clever clever for all those agile developers out there
4 the Web Standards geeks: Wanna come back to my place? I promise we won’t use any tables.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Internets, Programmer
4 the Web Standards geeks: Wanna come back to my place? I promise we won’t use any tables.
Hahaha, nice one for all those CSS nazis!
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Command Line, Nerd Stalking, Programmer
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep
nice play of Unix/Linux commands, but thruthfuly this is some real nerdery here
Before I can commit to this relationship, I need you to declare your variables
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Developer, Funny, Programmer
Before I can commit to this relationship, I need you to declare your variables
Wow, this one is funny and true! Wouldn’t you want to know all the variables upfront?! I know I wish I did!!
It’s time for my hot SQL Injection
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Internets, Programmer, Sexy
“It’s time for my hot SQL Injection”
Oh yeah, SQL me babe!
