Archive for the ‘Programmer’ Category
Without you my world is NULL
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Nerd Stalking, Programmer
Without you my world is NULL
Or Nil for all you Ruby and Rails nerds out there. Or Nothing for VB herds of nerds. Just wanted to be inclusive somewhat.
A kiss that nice deserves a SQL
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Programmer
A kiss that nice deserves a SQL
Sure sounds nice doesn’t it. You better hope the nerd that came up with that line didn’t pronounce it like some nerds do ES-Q-L, cause it wouldn’t WF (work flow hehe)
All that left to do is Dim theLights and recompile
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under .NET, Developer, Internets, Programmer
All that left to do is Dim theLights and recompile
Visual Basic finally representing, after all it’s being used daily by millions of get-r-done nerds without any regard the mountains upon mountains of messy unmaintanable code
Open Source relationships are best, it takes a Creative Commons to raise a child
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Internets, Programmer
Open Source relationships are best, it takes a Creative Commons to raise a child
another one for Open Source! But as in real life sometimes not having two parents but more may lead to and airheaded off spring with no direction
I think it best if we have an Open Source relationship.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Internets, Programmer
I think it best if we have an Open Source relationship.
Want to LINQ my Entity?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under .NET, Developer, Programmer
Want to LINQ my Entity?
Doh, yeah baby I DID sign the ALT.NET No Confidence letter..
You must be a bug, because you’re annoying and I can’t seem to figure you out
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Programmer
You must be a bug, because you’re annoying and I can’t seem to figure you out
The figuring out part is so true!
I want a girl who has not only the right interface, but whose underlying implementation is bug-free and stable
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Funny, Programmer
I want a girl who has not only the right interface, but whose underlying implementation is bug-free and stable
Ohhh…that’s sweet, it would be nice if her practiced proper OOP principles….chances are slim though
don’t ask her out; I heard she’s “open source”
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Developer, Internets, Programmer
don’t ask her out; I heard she’s “open source”
yeah, I mean …like …probably everyone’s seen her “source” by now on google code, even before compiling her
I know Jon Skeet. Like, personally.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under .NET, Developer, Funny, Internets, Programmer
I know Jon Skeet. Like, personally.
Well, Jon Skeet IS famous…….soo….I mean….check his stackoverflow.com profile……srsly
