Archive for the ‘PC Hardware’ Category
lol: You can press my any key – anytime!
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware
lol: You can press my any key – anytime!
Yeah baby! well, almost any time, it is sensitive after a reboot
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, PC Hardware, Sexy
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Little? Let’s collocate alot and may be that will overheat you and I can liquid cool you, eh?
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware, Science
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Awkward!! But plausible, perfect future stalking device for many a nerd.
How about a little port forwarding on the VPN later?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets, PC Hardware
How about a little port forwarding on the VPN later?
Hmm, how about we port forward without the VPN for once? If you’re on top, it’ll be secure, it’s just simple physics you know
How about you and I dump this LAN and do a little peer-to-peer?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets, PC Hardware
How about you and I dump this LAN and do a little peer-to-peer?
yeah, then may be you can download my seeds
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
So that we can sync?
Oh you just set my jumper selector to slave.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware
Oh you just set my jumper selector to slave.
Nice old school nerdy hard drive reference, do people still play with that stuff? um. yeah, they’re nerds!
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Oh bit torrent, what wouldn’t I do to give you my seed
insteading of doing anything sexual when you come back to mine, we don’t we play WoW together, I have 2 pc’s?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under PC Hardware, World Of Warcraft
instead of doing anything sexual when you come back to my place, why don’t we play WoW together, I have 2 pc’s?
Sadly for a couple of million of World of Warcraft nerds that line is a real one!
Guy: Give me a break baby let me hit my restore point Girl: Well I hope you hit it soon 3 1/2 inch floppies are useless
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, PC Hardware, Sexy
Guy: Give me a break baby let me hit my restore point Girl: Well I hope you hit it soon 3 1/2 inch floppies are useless
But I haven’t booted up in a while, gimme a break here, I just barely made your minimum system requirements!
