Archive for the ‘Nerd Stalking’ Category
Without you my world is NULL
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Nerd Stalking, Programmer
Without you my world is NULL
Or Nil for all you Ruby and Rails nerds out there. Or Nothing for VB herds of nerds. Just wanted to be inclusive somewhat.
you are the mountain to my dew.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Nerd Stalking
you are the mountain to my dew.
Very nice! Cherry to my Cola!
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
So that we can sync?
Oh yes.. these *are* prescription sunglasses..
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking
Oh yes.. these *are* prescription sunglasses..
It’s so that I can see you better, my dear!
You’re pretty, like my mom.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Fantasy, Nerd Stalking
You’re pretty, like my mom.
OUCH! Awkward big time! Pure nerdery here
for you, I’d pre-screen links to check for rickrolls.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Nerd Stalking
for you, I’d pre-screen links to check for rickrolls.
Wow, now that’s dedication….only if it wasn’t so much fun for the nerd doing the rick roll checking
What a coincidence my AD&D character is chaotic evil too.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Dungeon & Dragons, Funny, Nerd Stalking
What a coincidence my AD&D character is chaotic evil too.
Well, most women are chaotic and/or evil, so this one rings pretty true!
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Oh bit torrent, what wouldn’t I do to give you my seed
Let’s say we skip the small talk, go back to your place, and I’ll prematurely ejaculate as you take off your bra.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, Sexy
Let’s say we skip the small talk, go back to your place, and I’ll prematurely ejaculate as you take off your bra.
Then you do it again, and I still can’t guarantee we’ll get past that point
it’s so nice to see you outside of Azeroth! Wanna /dance with me?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, World Of Warcraft
it’s so nice to see you outside of Azeroth! Wanna /dance with me?
So wanna? At the real world meet up of course! When I actually leave my apartment once a month…
