Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
I’d like to tunnel through your firewall, open your ports and start seeding
Oh bit torrent, what wouldn’t I do to give you my seed
Will you grant me admin priveleges to your back end (or box)
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
What about, “Will you grant me admin priveleges to your back end (or box)?”
Yeah, how about them admin priveleges, m’am
I know Jon Skeet. Like, personally.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under .NET, Developer, Funny, Internets, Programmer
I know Jon Skeet. Like, personally.
Well, Jon Skeet IS famous…….soo….I mean….check his stackoverflow.com profile……srsly
you can always use Reflection to see *all* of my privates, babe
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Funny, Programmer
you can always use Reflection to see *all* of my privates, babe
I don’t need #nerdpickuplines. I’m in a very committed relationship with my iPhone.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets
I don’t need #nerdpickuplines. I’m in a very committed relationship with my iPhone.
that’s not even including my on and off stints with Twitter, Google Reader and Lost
Some guys go for the ASCII, but I’m more of a tweets man myself.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
Some guys go for the ASCII, but I’m more of a tweets man myself.
Ha! I’m an ASCII through and through!
Let’s say we skip the small talk, go back to your place, and I’ll prematurely ejaculate as you take off your bra.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, Sexy
Let’s say we skip the small talk, go back to your place, and I’ll prematurely ejaculate as you take off your bra.
Then you do it again, and I still can’t guarantee we’ll get past that point
Come back to my lab and I’ll show you why the Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Science, Sexy
Come back to my lab and I’ll show you why the Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
and….uh….erm…..that black hole of yours…….
Ping. Response?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Command Line, Funny, Internets
Ping. Response?
hehe… very sublime…
it’s so nice to see you outside of Azeroth! Wanna /dance with me?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking, World Of Warcraft
it’s so nice to see you outside of Azeroth! Wanna /dance with me?
So wanna? At the real world meet up of course! When I actually leave my apartment once a month…
