Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
lol: You can press my any key – anytime!
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware
lol: You can press my any key – anytime!
Yeah baby! well, almost any time, it is sensitive after a reboot
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware, Science
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Awkward!! But plausible, perfect future stalking device for many a nerd.
Hey Nina, let’s put some J in you and make you a Ninja.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, Internets
Hey Nina, let’s put some J in you and make you a Ninja.
Ha! You didn’t think you’d have hundreds of nerd pickup lines and not end up with at least one mention of Ninjas!? Har har har
Oh yes.. these *are* prescription sunglasses..
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Nerd Stalking
Oh yes.. these *are* prescription sunglasses..
It’s so that I can see you better, my dear!
I want a girl who has not only the right interface, but whose underlying implementation is bug-free and stable
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Developer, Funny, Programmer
I want a girl who has not only the right interface, but whose underlying implementation is bug-free and stable
Ohhh…that’s sweet, it would be nice if her practiced proper OOP principles….chances are slim though
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up
I know …right? Isn’t that enough that I supress my pop-ups myself 7 times a day!?
for you, I’d pre-screen links to check for rickrolls.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Nerd Stalking
for you, I’d pre-screen links to check for rickrolls.
Wow, now that’s dedication….only if it wasn’t so much fun for the nerd doing the rick roll checking
Oh you just set my jumper selector to slave.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware
Oh you just set my jumper selector to slave.
Nice old school nerdy hard drive reference, do people still play with that stuff? um. yeah, they’re nerds!
One look at your stack trace, and I feel like I need to core dump
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Funny, Internets, Sexy
One look at your stack trace, and I feel like I need to core dump
hmm, can’t decide if this is a good or bad one, is it like “come back when you’re hot, cause you’re making me not” or is it like you’re so hot that release is needed…..na’meen?
What a coincidence my AD&D character is chaotic evil too.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Dungeon & Dragons, Funny, Nerd Stalking
What a coincidence my AD&D character is chaotic evil too.
Well, most women are chaotic and/or evil, so this one rings pretty true!
