Archive for the ‘Computers’ Category
What say you and me merge layers?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers
What say you and me merge layers?
And may be we’ll flatten them later too
Don’t worry, I’m virus-free.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets
Don’t worry, I’m virus-free.
Ha! well me too! I just got scanned and only have a few tracker cookies left, but don’t worry…
1f u c4n r34d th1s, y0u’r3 t3h w0m4n f0r m3
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, Internets
1f u c4n r34d th1s, y0u’r3 t3h w0m4n f0r m3
Hehe,”if you can read this, you’re the woman for me”. Unfortunately that would be like winning the lottery!
Wanna come to my place and have sex watch a movie?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Bloggin, Computers, Internets
Wanna come to my place and <strike>have sex</strike> watch a movie?
So..like… wanna do it..err..I mean go out for coffee?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Command Line, Computers, Funny, Internets
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
there’s been quite a few “open ports” lines, but all were FAIL. I really like this one…
Before I can commit to this relationship, I need you to declare your variables
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Developer, Funny, Programmer
Before I can commit to this relationship, I need you to declare your variables
Wow, this one is funny and true! Wouldn’t you want to know all the variables upfront?! I know I wish I did!!
I’ll always hold you close and protect you… just like DRM.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, Internets, Nerd Stalking
I’ll always hold you close and protect you… just like DRM.
Hehe, very witty!
Hold on, I’m launching my GTD app… gotta put you on my “to-do” list.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, Internets
Hold on, I’m launching my GTD app… gotta put you on my “to-do” list.
Ha! as long as I get a reminder SMS to check back with my GTD app..
Your UI look more pretty when you use less Layout layers and more alpha channel transparency
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets
Your UI look more pretty when you use less Layout layers and more alpha channel transparency
Yeah!
are you an infinite loop? cause u’ve been running through my processors all night!
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, Programmer
are you an infinite loop? cause u’ve been running through my processors all night!
nice spin on one of the oldes lines out there!
