Archive for the ‘Computers’ Category
lol: You can press my any key – anytime!
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware
lol: You can press my any key – anytime!
Yeah baby! well, almost any time, it is sensitive after a reboot
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, PC Hardware, Sexy
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Little? Let’s collocate alot and may be that will overheat you and I can liquid cool you, eh?
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware, Science
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Awkward!! But plausible, perfect future stalking device for many a nerd.
How about a little port forwarding on the VPN later?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets, PC Hardware
How about a little port forwarding on the VPN later?
Hmm, how about we port forward without the VPN for once? If you’re on top, it’ll be secure, it’s just simple physics you know
Wanna leech from my tracker?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets, Sexy
Wanna leech from my tracker?
Bit Torrent, my dear, you’re being mocked by nerds eh?
Hey Nina, let’s put some J in you and make you a Ninja.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, Internets
Hey Nina, let’s put some J in you and make you a Ninja.
Ha! You didn’t think you’d have hundreds of nerd pickup lines and not end up with at least one mention of Ninjas!? Har har har
How about you and I dump this LAN and do a little peer-to-peer?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Internets, PC Hardware
How about you and I dump this LAN and do a little peer-to-peer?
yeah, then may be you can download my seeds
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Nerd Stalking, PC Hardware, Sexy
Why don’t you set your laptop down on my docking station?
So that we can sync?
don’t ask her out; I heard she’s “open source”
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Developer, Internets, Programmer
don’t ask her out; I heard she’s “open source”
yeah, I mean …like …probably everyone’s seen her “source” by now on google code, even before compiling her
Oh you just set my jumper selector to slave.
Posted by nerd_pickup_lines | Filed under Computers, Funny, PC Hardware
Oh you just set my jumper selector to slave.
Nice old school nerdy hard drive reference, do people still play with that stuff? um. yeah, they’re nerds!
